... you are a bot.

... you are a cat who plays with a laptop.

... you are madly in love with me but nobody understands.

... you thought this is the new Instagram stream.

... you are using my site as bad SEO and responsive showcase.

... you thought this is tinder and you hoped after every click you will see a candidate that is more handsome.

... you are the creative duo in the agency and it's so much fun to hate every pixel of this website.

... you thought this can only get better with every click. And you still think that way.

WOW, I'M FLATTERED! YOU CLICKED THROUGH OVER 30 INTROS BECAUSE ...